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I get fed up hearing this patronising response from interviewees. It just means “Ooooh, I know the answer to this one”.  It's seems to...

In no particular order: - Airplane turbulence - Talking animals on TV ads (or anywhere else) - Marzipan - Management speak - Delayed...

Some of his many one-liners: - "My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?'" - "I haven't...

Amazing what you can find in the garden.

I don't happen to agree, (yet), but I love this from the irrepressible Miriam Margolyes, spoken at the age of 75.

Peas. I love peas. Dad must've been lurking behind the runner beans with a camera, (slightly odd), when he snapped me making my getaway...

"I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.” Frank “It’s the way I tell ‘em” Carson.

And lots of them

"I'm the only person I know who can eat a tomato through a tennis racket". Ken Dodd.

Just the one (over Twickenham)

... when you could buy a new car knowing it had about a 10 year life-span as the "current" model. It would probably come in 2 or 3...

... so we'll put you on hold, play you dreadful music, and if you're lucky (and still there - bit of a contradiction really) we'll tell...

Hamlet cigars Tango Cadbury's Smash Foster's lager Specsavers Cadbury's Dairy Milk John Smith's bitter KitKat Guinness VW Polo VW Golf

Taking this photo shortly after breaking in during the small hours was the last thing Sicilian Slippery Salvatore did before handing...