Stocks and pears (and other fruit ...)

Bring me the money-grabbing, knob-twiddling berks who created the football Premiership, the Championship, etc., etc., and have them put in stocks for 2 days' merciless pelting with rotten fruit and vegetables! It was some years ago now, I know, but you knew where you were with divisions 1, 2, 3 and 4. Oh, and can someone stop the English football season right away please? It's Sep27 2008 as I write, and my 2 favourite teams, Arsenal and Wolverhampton Wanderers (don't ask), are top of divisions 1 and 2 respectively!