- Clothing abuse, e.g.s:- Men's suit or work trousers falling 2 or 3 inches short of the ankle; men's jackets that are too tight; men's jackets with sleeves a few inches short of the wrist; curled collars on formal shirts; grey whites; pink with orange
- Hair abuse, e.g.s: The comb over; rampant, unfettered hair growth from various orifices- shaved chest (er, men); nasal macramé
- Food abuse, e.g.s: Horseradish with anything; marzipan; borscht; did I mention horseradish?
- Biscuit abuse, e.g.s: Dunking a lemon puff; sharing a Jaffa Cake
- Employment abuse, e.g.s: See earlier posts on "Management BS", "Outsourcing" and "Hot-desking"
- Art abuse, e.g.s: Damien Hirst; Tracey Emin
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